Riddle is speaking

aloha to the people out there who are reading my blog. this blog will be like a diary. that would be updated when i, the stupid person feel the need to write. i always do, so i'll write. no one would read this, unless he or she has no time, or no life, so i'll just write whatever pleases me so.
a blog is for one to create something he or she likes. the blogger would no disclose any information about himself or herself. cause the blogger likes to remain unanomanious in society today. as you can see, for one thing, the blogger's english is as good as that of a 3 year old.

ok
so here's my life
i shall start from the beginning.
my dad and mom met in some church. yes a church, they were in some church camps. and those were the days where people actually sat down and sang songs while playing the guitar. how cool is that. people actually do that. do that to us right now and some idiot would probably come around and ask, "Hey where's the IPod."
i had no idea what an ipod was until i was 14. i have always thought an ipod was some kind of toilet paper, because of the countless crap shit written on overseas t-shirts. you know, you've seen it before. yes, Ipoop
come have an ipoop
society is disgusting, crude and yes...well awesome in some ways. normal people dont find it funny. but stick a 17 year old in a shop with a mental age of a 3 year old and you'll know why its funny. i mean ipoop. its an ipoop. listen to ipoop in the toilet and flush it down. hey its easy and portable. if you still dont get why is it funny. then please, dont force urself. forcing urself to laugh actually makes you contipated.

anyway, where were we. oh yes, my dad and my mom. my dad fell in love with my mom first. it was like this whole remeo and julient like thingy, but the chinese way. they were pretty simple and my dad was oddly romantic. i say oddly, because that big doofus dad of mine is pretty irritating and when i mean irritating, i mean as irritating as sticking george bush face in the toilet bowl and letting it stare at your butt while you do your buisness.
so yep, they met, mated and had me. good ole me. those were the days. i was born on 3rd march in 1993. it was an all 3 birthday. and im proud to say im proud of it. its the only thing im ever proud off. and hinagiku Katzura, the anime character, that i like, has the same birthday as me. how cool is that.
that's cooler than seeing superman's yellow underwear fly out.

well yeah, that's me. your regular 17 year old, whoes just a little bit childish and a little bit screwed in the head than others. yes.
and this blog will be about me.
i mean come on.
who blogs about things other than themselves...
well many, but dont debate with me
i hate debates.
they wreck ur mind and make you a lawyer.
lawyers....blehg